Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to ask me a question. Or a few questions, if you want. I'll pick one I've got enough experience to answer in article-length depth and see how well I can write to deadline juggling this much stuff.
(Obviously, I'm looking for an art or writing or business related question - but questions on other topics may be answered... depends on my muse.)
I'm happy to credit and link to you, if I use your question.