Ellen Million (ellenmillion) wrote,
Ellen Million
ellenmillion

Continental vs. Contiguous

Dear Businesses of the lower 48,

Alaska is part of the continental US. It is on the continent. It is part of North America (and not, as popular opinion may hold, somewhere near Mexico floating in a small, square sea). If you wish to exclude us like a middle school clique, please advertise free shipping to the contiguous United States. We are not part of the contiguous US.

Language. You can has it right, pls?
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