Ellen Million (ellenmillion) wrote,
Ellen Million
ellenmillion

Dear candidates...

Dear candidates,

I appreciate your all-caps stand on the issues, the slick design of your brochures and the catchy music in your radio ads, but my vote this year will be largely swayed by who sends me the least mailbox-stuffing crap and calls me the fewest times at home.

Yours and counting,
Ellen

PS: Still not an idiot, sorry.
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