Darling Dreamhost, how I love you
With your awesome can-do crew
Your updates keep me mostly happy
But downtime sure does make me snappy.
These last few months are not so blissful
(I bet for you, they're really stressful)
Please give me email, sites and SQL,
With all those things, you have no equal
But without, my faith grows slim...
I'm filled with doubt, my wallet's grim.
Ignore the doubting fools who ran,
But please, please fix these, soon as can.
IMAP errors make gruesome wails,
I'm running out of fingernails.