Ellen Million (ellenmillion) wrote,
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I'm completely sticky and can't stop giggling.

I got a soda with my lunch ($1.98 at Safeway), and carried it out to the car. I had locked the car (we had our shovel and some garden tools in there, might as well), so I put the soda, in one of those waxy cups, on the roof of the car.

I'm not sure exactly what happened, maybe I bumped the car, maybe I put the soda too close to the curve of the car. But whatever, the cup bailed, and just slid right off the cartop. It landed base-down and friggin' exploded.

I have orange soda down my shirt. I have it on my sunglasses, which were on top of my head (I'm 5'8 if that gives you an indication of the splash range). I have it all over my shoes and on my clothes. I have orange soda in my ears; a sticky film of it all over me. Eewwww!!!!

I've washed my hands and face, but it still feels like I'm wearing too much mascara and hairspray (I really don't understand how people can wear even a little of that stuff). It's disgusting and I can't stop giggling.

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