SHIT SHIT SHIT!!
I'm on Dreamhost's watchlist again - one of the goddamn scripts is causing issues on their servers again. SONUVABITCH. I have already emailed them to tell them that I am aware of the problem and will address it, but that I *can't* until tomorrow when they post the resource logs to me, because... I won't know what the problem is if I disable everything because it won't show up in the logs! I also warned that the last time this happened, they moved me to the bad dog servers without warning and lost all my backups and to please see that it didn't happen again.
GODDAMN, I don't need this right now!
Jesus Fucking Christ, this is just unbelievable.
... Here's the original problem, if you'd like the gory details: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ellenmillion/387872.html
I just want to... cry, I think. Or scream. Or beat my head against a wall.