Ellen Million (ellenmillion) wrote,
Ellen Million

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Spam that makes me laugh...

Enlarge your penis. (I get about 3 of these a day.)

Lose Weight! (Oh, 4-5 a day. If I lost any more weight I'd slide down the drain when I took a shower.)

Britney Spears Orgy. (Yeah, like I want to see THAT. She can't even dance.)

Make Money Doing Nothing! (Uh-huh.)

Stok Tips U Can't Loose WIth. (Like I'd take /stock-tips/ from someone who can't type or spell.)

Get your own domain name! (Hel-lo.)

I saw your webpage (followed by a lot of crap that proves that they've NEVER seen my webpage)

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