Ellen Million (ellenmillion) wrote,
Ellen Million
ellenmillion

I can't follow directions

The rules are to find your 23rd post (this is from my 22nd post), 5th sentence (this is the fourth paragraph, 'cause it was the funniest). Everyone's doing it, man.

"I have orange soda down my shirt. I have it on my sunglasses, which were on top of my head (I'm 5'8 if that gives you an indication of the splash range). I have it all over my shoes and on my clothes. I have orange soda in my ears; a sticky film of it all over me. Eewwww!!!!"
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