Ellen Million (ellenmillion) wrote,
Ellen Million
ellenmillion

A bedtime story

Enjoy this bedtime story that I just told my daughter.

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Guppy who drew on the walls, even though she knew she shouldn't.

Her parents got very tired of cleaning the walls and finally one day they put Guppy in a box and mailed it to Antarctica, where Guppy lived the rest of her days with the penguins.


Guppy frowned at me from bed. "Mom, stories are supposed to have happy endings."

"You want a happy ending? Then don't draw on the walls.

My stories make up in morals what they lack in subtlety. 


Shown here before deportation to Antarctica.  


Originally posted at Dreamwidth: http://ellenmillion.dreamwidth.org/1616715.html
Tags: guppy, humor
Subscribe

  • February in Review

    February in review: February pretends to be a month, even though it’s short, and I did pretty well, considering. I wrote about 19k on The Dragon…

  • January Wrap-up, February Goals

    30k words written, most of it on The Dragon Prince's Bride. (It. Will. Not. End.) Published "Something in the Water" in New Year, New Boo:…

  • The Future of Sketch Fest.

    (x-posted from Patreon/Facebook) It's been a hard year, for everyone, and Sketch Fest has not escaped unscathed. It's been hard to drum up activity,…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 1 comment