Ellen Million (ellenmillion) wrote,
Ellen Million
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Fridaily with funny questionnaire, new artwork, no childcare.

Due to a mixup, I do not get childcare today. Monday, though! That's not that far off!

Here's a new piece up at Torn World:


Tosh is adoptable!

I did one of those silly questionnaires with Guppy this morning, 23 questions for your child to fill out. As expected, our results were pretty hilarious:


1.What is something mom always says to you? 
I dunna know.
2. What makes mom happy?
No.
3. What makes mom sad?
Happy!
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Happy!
5. What was your mom like as a child?
Yeah!
6. How old is your mom?
Three! Are you invisible?
7. How tall is your mom?
37 inches.
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
I dunna know.
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
That's Ariel!
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
That's great.
11. What is your mom really good at?
At your laptop.
12. What is your mom not very good at?
Bad.
13. What does your mom do for a job?
...
14.What is your mom's favorite food?
Yum yum! It's good! Do you like food? Beans. And granola and yogurt.
15.What makes you proud of your mom?
Mm hmm. Party on your head.
16. If your mom were a character, who would she be?
Cinderella.
17. What do you and your mom do together?
Play something! Play toys!
18. How are you and your mom the same?
Together there's only Mom and Guppy!
19. How are you and your mom different?
I dunna know.
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
I dunna know.
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
You love Papa!
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
In the chair!
23. How old was your Mom when you were born?
Three!


Sometimes she's a little more coherent than that. But not always.

Leftover stroganoff now! Yum! The child is singing NOOOOOODLES.
Tags: artwork, guppy, humor, torn world
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