"Do you wanna watch something?" she'll ask. "Nope," I'll tell her. "We're not going to watch anything." With no pause for comprehension, she asks, "Do you wanna watch something?" "Nope." "Do you want to watch something?" "No." "Do you want to watch something?" "Still no." "Do you want to watch something?" (silence) "Do you want to watch something?" "No!" "Do you want to watch something?" "Please stop asking." "Do you want to watch something?" (Head explodes)
So I sat and read a dozen books with her to distract her, and she pointed at one of the pictures. "What's that?"
"That's a plate of cookies!" I said. "Do you want to bake cookies?"
So we baked cookies. Then we went for a walk.
Now, she is finally sleeping, so I am going to make phonecalls and poke at world domination...
And also draw sea monsters.
