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Last night, I left the husband with a glass container of potatoes au gratin (and a measuring cup of topping) to bake, with a sticky note of instructions, and went to my core conditioning class.

I returned, with aching abs, to a toddler running laps around the table, shrieking in delight and covered in... something red.

"I didn't follow your baking instructions at all," the husband admitted. "Any dried blood on the baby is mine. Most of it is strawberry. And yes, there are strawberries all over the floor. And I forgot to steam the asparagus. And... I don't know why she's not wearing pants."

The potatoes were still fabulous.



Busy day! My coloring books are ready - Fantastrix is back in print! I have a floor to mop and a catbox to scoop. Now, a shower.

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tuftears
Mar. 28th, 2014 05:39 pm (UTC)
Husbando has failed cooking skill check!
Husbando has failed babysitting skill check!
Toddler is afflicted by Messy!

Your sanity has gone down by 3.
kelkyag
Mar. 28th, 2014 05:55 pm (UTC)
<giggles> Oh dear ... Well, guppies and floors are washable.
xjenavivex
Mar. 28th, 2014 07:01 pm (UTC)
Oh honey. I bet that was something to come home to. Glad the potatoes were still good. Congratulations on Fantastrix being back in print.
purplefrog26
Mar. 28th, 2014 07:38 pm (UTC)
I don't think there needs to be a reason to be pantless.
wyld_dandelyon
Mar. 28th, 2014 10:02 pm (UTC)
Situation Normal, All Family Unfazed.
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ariestess
Mar. 30th, 2014 09:01 pm (UTC)
LOL! Great story!
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