Later:
Guppy was giving a particularly vigorous squirm, and I'm looking at my stomach in awe. "I think there was like an inch of elevation difference, just then," I said to Jake.
Jake made a scoffing noise, then she did it again. "Woah!" O.O (<- with a face just like that.)
Me: "I told you!"
Jake (feigning nonchalance): "I didn't see anything..."
Not exactly feeling ready for things right now... about to start researching carseats, since that's a fairly important thing to have at the beginning.