Ellen Million (ellenmillion) wrote,
Ellen Million
ellenmillion

Missing: Bellybutton

Last seen in the vicinity of my belly in the company of a long laparoscopic scar, this bellybutton has been missing for several days now. The 34 year-old Caucasian bellybutton was of average size and depth but had recently been notably shallower and narrower than usual. It may be depressed and should be treated with care if discovered. Please forward any information that might lead to the recovery of this beloved bellybutton!

Real post later. Back in town now and unpacking - mentally and figuratively.
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