Ugliest. Pizza. Ever.
There were spots where the dough tore through, and the crust in general was a little thin and tough (where it wasn't folded up on itself). The avocados were good, but a little mild for the sauce and salami. The baking quality was fine. I ate three slices, so it couldn't have been too awful.
Modifiers: I was hungry.
Overall score: C-
Passed, but not with flying colors. I think I might like the pizza stone, but I will never, ever use even a marginally sticky crust on it. I may experiment with baking parchments.