Ellen Million (ellenmillion) wrote,
Ellen Million

Interlude from my morning

Jake (in the kitchen): ARGH! I want a second pot of coffee and there isn't enough ground!
Me (in the shower): Sure there is. (I had cleaned up the coffee grinder earlier and put it all away.)
Jake: No, there couldn't be.
Me: Bet you a dollar!

A few seconds later, a dollar bill comes sailing over the top of the shower at me and then the coffee pot starts making its working-noises.

Me: You know, most guys who throw dollar bills at girls in showers stick around to enjoy the show!

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